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Welcome to Ashfield Place.
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Now, I'm Samira.
And that's Miles.
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We really went from city loft
to lawn so fast.
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We did everything so fast.
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How long has that house
been empty?
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Twenty years, give or take.
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This is a cul-de-sac.
People are weird.
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You've been
keeping tabs on us
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through the window,
Jimmy Stewart?
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Which one of us is the murderer?
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Your face.
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What's the deal
with that Victorian house?
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A family lived there.
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They had a daughter who--
Died.
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Maybe even--
Murdered.
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She also keeps
asking questions
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about the house
across the street.
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Do you have
a periodical section?
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I'm afraid
that March volume
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has been checked out.
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It was an all-cash deal.
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Uh-uh. Those are
for the new neighbor.
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I just wanna know
what his deal is, don't you?
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- Hands where I could see 'em.
- What's happening?
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We got a call
about a trespasser
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at the old Grant house.
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This is lunacy.
- I think we should stay.
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There's space in the community
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and our family's not gonna be
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run out by some racist,
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brownie-hating prick.
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Goodnight, Alison.
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I still wanna be Samira too.
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Uh...
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Miles? Miles?
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Oh, Miles.
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Miles! Miles!
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Ah!
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Oh.
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Miles!
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Miles.
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Oh. Oh.
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I'm coming, Miles.
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Ow.
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Miles. No.
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Hello, neighbor.
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No.
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No.
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Hey. Hey.
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It's okay. You're safe.
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I had a bad dream.
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Shoo. Shoo.
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Shoo. Shoo.
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Huh. Okay.
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Agnes' dog took a dump
on Lynn's lawn again.
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Please, honey.
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That man still hasn't
touched my brownies.
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You okay, Miles?
- Oh, yeah?
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He's too busy being a racist
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than putting up
no trespassing signs
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that point directly
at your house.
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Please don't get obsessed.
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I'm not.
Can you blame her?
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The guy called the cops on her.
- Thank you.
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Okay. We need to take
these down.
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We should keep our distance.
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He does his thing. We do ours.
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We live across the street
from this weird prick.
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Let's just leave it at that.
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I love the lobster dicks.
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Absolutely not.
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No. Yeah.
The dicks have gotta go.
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But why would he move
into a murder house?
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It's not a murder house.
No one got murdered there.
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Seriously, don't believe
those stupid stories
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about her parents killing her
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and burying her in the basement.
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It's so ridiculous.
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Who said that?
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- What?
- Naveen.
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- What's the story?
- There's no story.
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You just referred to a story.
I know, but it's not--
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Do you think
there's truth to the story?
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I don't think so.
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You don't think so?
You don't know so?
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Uh, I...
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Where there's smoke,
there's fire
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and it's burnin'.
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Oh, there is no smoke
'cause there's no fire
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and there's no burning
'cause it's nonsense.
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It's a small town myth,
nothing more.
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You're a good fucking lawyer,
you know that?
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- You bet I do.
- And you're an idiot.
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We gotta go.
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What just happened to me?
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I love you
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and I love you too, little man.
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Make sure your mama
doesn't get in trouble
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while I'm gone, okay?
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Bye. I hate leaving you
alone all day.
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Exactly.
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I can't stop thinking
about the other night.
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It's horrible seeing Samira
that scared, seeing Danny.
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Oh, I fucking hate that guy.
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Why is it always like
the biggest douchebag
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in high school that grows up
to be a cop?
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Always. Fuck that guy.
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Fuck that guy.
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You know, he still calls me
Naveen the Peen
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every time I run into him.
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I mean, it does have quite
a nice ring to it.
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But you've got Quidditch Bitch
which became...
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Benedict Cumberbitch.
- Benedict Cumberbitch, yeah.
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He was quite creative.
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I was an easy target.
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Forgive me for not asking you
this, like, decades ago.
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How did you deal
with all of that,
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you know, being one of the few
non-White kids in our class?
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I wouldn't have survived
if I held on to everything
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that was ever said about me
or done to me.
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You're raising a Black son, man.
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You kind of realize
this shit goes way further
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than anything else.
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People are assholes everywhere.
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- Dannys Dannys everywhere.
- Uh-hmm.
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Look, dwelling is not
gonna get you anywhere.
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New plan.
You gotta do what Brits do.
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Bottle it up and bury it deep
into the crevices of your soul.
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I don't wanna do that, mate.
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Not with Samira and Miles.
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It's not healthy.
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Or at least that's what Samira's
therapist told her to tell me.
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Do I need therapy?
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Oh. I mean, extensive.
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Okay. You're here
and you're committing.
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You gotta re-frame
and put down roots.
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Let this go and move on
for Miles...
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for all of you.
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Thanks, Naveen the Peen.
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You're welcome,
Benedict Cumberbitch.
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It's my neighbor.
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Don't you make a move.
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I'll be right back, Miles.
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Be right back.
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May I help you?
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I'm Samira.
I live across the street.
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Gary Lawson. Pleasure.
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And I want to introduce myself
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so there are no more
misunderstandings.
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I'm not sure I'm understanding
the misunderstandings.
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You told the cops
that you saw a Black person
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trespassing on your property
the other day.
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That's what you said, right?
- I'm sorry.
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I had--I had no idea
that was you.
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Well, now you know.
Yeah.
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The house has been
sitting vacant.
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So, I figured anyone
coming around
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must be a squatter or a vagrant.
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- Well, I'm a litigator.
- Oh, well, look at that.
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You know what they say
when you assume?
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You're an asshole.
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Something like that, yeah.
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Just so you know...
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it wasn't a race thing.
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It's usually a race thing.
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I assure you...
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Never mind.
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You know what?
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I'm not big on sweets.
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No problem.
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Doing some gardening?
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I'm renovating.
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House needs a lot of work.
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But it has good bones.
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Your phone seems to be crying.
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Excuse me.
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Bye, neighbor.
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Somethin' not right
about that man.
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Remember what I say, Miles,
believe women. Okay?
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We have instincts,
gut, maternal,
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killer, basic instincts.
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Rob? Oh, my goodness.
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I thought I locked the door.
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Nobody locks their doors
around here, honey.
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We do. We're lockers.
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What the hell
happened out there?
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♪ I know you're not... ♪
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It was the smugness
that pissed me off.
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I mean, there was no remorse
in his voice, zero.
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Not an ounce.
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Wow, you are a natural.
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Oh, it's all muscle memory.
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I was always good with babies.
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Older kids, not so much.
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And teenagers, forget about it.
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They wake up one day
and just decide to hate you.
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My kids and I fought so much.
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I'm surprised
they never ran away.
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But they adored Marty.
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Everybody did.
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I wish I got a chance
to meet him.
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Me too, sweetie.
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Thank you. I didn't know
how much I needed the company.
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I assume Bev Fisher
offers minimal help?
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Warmth is not exactly
her style.
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She's very British.
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When we're in the hospital,
she and Don came.
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You know, they gave Miles
a stuffed rabbit
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and told us that they were
going on a cruise forever.
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Small favors.
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It's definitely a huge favor
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that they gave us
this house, but...
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- Yeah.
- ...that's how they show love,
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through grand gestures
and minimal emotion.
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But I'm really glad that Rob
didn't turn out that way.
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You need your village...
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and I'm gonna tell them
to bring food.
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Usually,
you have to wait 24 hours
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to give one this size,
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but I am a Hinkley hero's hero.
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It's part of their
loyalty program.
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Loyalty?
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Hinkley Hills is like...
Thanks.
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...a community,
you know, people care.
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They watch out for each other.
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Or just watch each other.
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A street light'll go out,
it's fixed right away.
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There's a pothole,
it's filled overnight magically.
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It's like military precision.
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Hmm.
- It's...
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it's like Disneyland.
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Or Singapore,
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which I guess is
kind of like Disneyland
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but with corporal punishment.
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Todd, clearly,
you have never
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gotten in real trouble
at Disneyland.
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It's no joke, Todd.
- Okay.
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And it is the safest town
in America.
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Is it? Do you actually trust
the burger place
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that claims they have
the best burger in the country?
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Well, yes.
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Oh, don't move.
I'll get it.
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Okay. Thanks, Lynn.
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- Oh, God.
- Who is it?
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The evil overlord.
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Mickey?
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Agnes.
- Lynn.
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- Hi, Agnes.
- Hello.
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- Hi.
- Hello. Oh, my goodness.
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Looks like a party.
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Are you going to arrest us
for having a nice time?
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Oh, I would offer you something
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but, uh, there isn't enough.
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- Samira, dear.
- Samira.
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I got a call from my very,
very dear friend,
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your mother-in-law,
who gave me the welcome news
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that you and Robert and Milo...
- Miles.
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...decided to make
Hinkley Hills
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your permanent home.
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So, as president
of the Hinkley Hills
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Homeowners Association,
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it's incumbent upon me
to tell you...
264
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that we're thrilled.
Oh.
265
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,074
And you are very,
very welcome here.
266
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Well, thank you so much.
And to give you your
267
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,381
official HOA handbook...
268
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- Okay.
- ...helpful hints,
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bylaws about the way we like
to do things around here.
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Okay.
271
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Everything is right in there.
272
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Think of it as your new Bible.
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If you don't,
fury will reign down
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upon the heads
of the unbelieving.
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If you're referring to
the dispute of April 24th, Lynn,
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proper trash disposal
and containment
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is essential in neighborhoods
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with wild land
and urban interface.
279
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We are not looking to lure
any unwanted creatures...
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00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:08,934
- Like yourself.
- ...let alone
281
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,761
their attendant pathogens
282
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into our environment.
283
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,418
The next global pandemic
284
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,594
is not starting on my block.
285
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I'll leave you to it.
286
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,859
Yes, ma'am.
Thank you, ma'am.
287
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,558
I'm sorry. I just really respond
to her leadership style.
288
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,473
If I was a little older.
289
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:28,997
Oh, Todd.
290
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,044
So then Agnes shows up,
291
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,349
like she's watching
the whole thing.
292
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,785
She probably was.
293
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,700
She's watching all of the time.
294
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,180
Honestly,
you leave your bins out
295
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,486
for more than a day
she's on to you.
296
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,618
She's so annoying.
297
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,707
She's get me in so much trouble
when I was a teenager
298
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,361
with my mom, full nerd.
299
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,624
Why?
Weren't you like a nerd?
300
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:48,799
Babe, I was not a nerd.
301
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,062
I was getting in trouble...
- Oh.
302
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,846
- ...all of the time.
- Okay. For what?
303
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,152
Crashing through hedges,
304
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:56,242
getting lit on hot lemonade
in the woods.
305
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,548
I hate to break it to you
but you married a bad boy.
306
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:01,290
Come on.
White boys would act too.
307
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,814
What do you think here?
Little Boy Blu?
308
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,642
Hmm.
- Bit on the nose for a nursery?
309
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,905
Yeah.
310
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,820
Slate, Eau-de-Nil, masculine,
311
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,300
but without an agenda?
312
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:13,259
Hmm, not feeling it.
313
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,044
Kind of Blue, that's nice.
314
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:18,133
Miles Davis.
- Miles Davis.
315
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,831
- Gotta be that, right?
- It's perfect.
316
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:22,921
This is great.
317
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,835
Nesting, focusing on our future.
318
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:27,751
Oh, I also met
the new neighbor today.
319
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,057
- Oh, God.
- Yeah.
320
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,363
What was the asshole doing?
321
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,931
So I just...
322
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,848
What?
323
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,068
Shit, shit, shit.
324
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,418
Hello, neighbors.
325
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,638
Hi.
326
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,949
Have a good night.
327
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,734
Enjoy your nesting.
328
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,214
Yup. He definitely heard us.
329
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,738
Did you see his cart?
330
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:01,220
Axe, lighter fluid, quicklime,
the hell?
331
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,526
That's a cart full of murder
right there.
332
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,535
Good night brush.
333
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,450
Good night nobody.
334
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,062
Good night mush.
335
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,716
And good night to the old lady
whispering "hush."
336
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,459
I never understood
who "she" was.
337
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,767
I was always worried she was
meant to symbolized death.
338
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:27,724
Rob.
339
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:28,769
Sorry.
340
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,599
both: Good night stars.
341
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,122
Good night air.
342
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:37,647
Good night noises everywhere.
343
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,346
- We did it.
- Yeah.
344
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,740
Are you tearing up?
345
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,438
I just hate goodbyes.
346
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:51,313
You know,
I think I'm getting used
347
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,923
to this suburban silence.
348
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,668
But you know what
I'm not getting used to?
349
00:16:58,669 --> 00:16:59,930
The decorations.
350
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,106
What? You don't like
decorative plates
351
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,368
on every wall?
352
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,196
It's the pelicans.
They're scaring me.
353
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,719
Am I in a house or a swamp?
354
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,026
Moms and animal knickknacks,
it's insane.
355
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,463
You give them one
and then you blink, and bam,
356
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:11,768
pelicans everywhere.
357
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,118
I can't wait
for this little guy
358
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,554
to have his own room.
359
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:17,210
So we can draw him back down
and get into it.
360
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,561
Shh.
361
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,014
So...
362
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:42,757
Rob.
363
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,382
What's your deal?
364
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:06,519
Well, as you can see,
most of my childcare experience
365
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,434
is directly related
to early infancy.
366
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:11,959
I know baby CPR, baby swim,
and all baby games.
367
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,656
I'm almost too good at peekaboo.
368
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,093
Yeah, wow.
369
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,312
Uh, it's just very impressive.
370
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,009
If you're concerned
about my age, my references...
371
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,534
No, it's not your age.
372
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,884
It's just...
373
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,060
It's hard to accept help.
374
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,496
I get it, Mr. and Mrs. Fisher.
375
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,194
It's fine. You can call us
Rob and Samira.
376
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,456
Okay.
377
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,022
Rob and Samira,
378
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,502
nobody can be you but you.
379
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:36,505
But rest assured, I am an
excellent mother's helper.
380
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,985
I can help you run errands
381
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:40,422
and I'll just be an extra
set of arms and ears
382
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:43,208
so you can sit down
sometimes, relax,
383
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,861
and take a shower if you need.
384
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,124
- You're hired.
- When can you start?
385
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,430
Thank you.
386
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:51,259
Oh, and feel free to reach out
to any of my references
387
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,914
for due diligence.
388
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,394
- Michelle Obama?
- Michelle Obama?
389
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,267
You need help with it?
Oh, wow.
390
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,182
- No, I got it.
- A pro.
391
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,488
Is that who I think it is?
392
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,098
- Oh, no. Uh-uh.
- What's happening?
393
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,057
It's Samira, right?
394
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:10,365
Sorry. I must sound like
a total stalker. I'm Lauren.
395
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,324
My parents live across
the street from you,
396
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,673
the Festersons?
397
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,109
Agnes and Bill?
And I went to school with Rob.
398
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,503
God, like a million years ago.
399
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,679
We are actually dinosaurs,
it's disgusting.
400
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,377
But it is so...
401
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,422
so nice to meet you?
402
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:24,814
So nice to meet you too?
403
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,251
Oh, no. Oh, no.
404
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,209
Who is this little lady killer?
405
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,645
That's Miles.
406
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:30,777
But we are trying to stop him
407
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,170
from killing so many women.
408
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,954
Oh, you're funny.
409
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,303
I love funny.
410
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,131
Is your daughter as funny
as you are?
411
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,220
Well, I appreciate
the suggestion
412
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:42,005
that I resemble Samira
in any way,
413
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,790
but actually she's my client.
414
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,358
Rory. We've met.
415
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,969
Ainsley and I are both scouts.
- Oh.
416
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:52,625
She's the one that beats me
on cookie sells every year.
417
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,801
I beat everyone,
not just you.
418
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,194
I'm very driven.
419
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,848
I wish Ains had
some of that drive
420
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,503
especially on our application
to Hinkley Academy.
421
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,070
Oh, I'm applying there too.
422
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,811
We just came
from Core Principles
423
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,421
and they do not hold back.
424
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,075
I'm so glad
we finally got one here.
425
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,729
You should come with me
some time.
426
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,558
Oh, um, I haven't gotten back
to working out.
427
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,342
The dreaded fourth trimester.
428
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,865
Have you at least made it
to Drinkley's?
429
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,650
It's a resto-bar.
- I don't get out much.
430
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:18,912
Ah, you must.
431
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:21,219
Drinkley's allows kids.
Thank God.
432
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,872
Mommy can't cope
without her gin.
433
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,918
Mommy loves her cocktails.
434
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,528
No, I don't. No, I don't.
435
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,008
Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
436
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,228
Let's do a bump.
437
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,579
Oh.
438
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,017
♪ Bam, bam, bappity, ♪
♪ Bam, bam, bam ♪
439
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,411
And, ah, I got you.
440
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,847
We should double date sometime.
441
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,283
You, me, Rob,
442
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,894
my husband Danny,
one of Hinkley Hills' finest.
443
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:47,201
Officer Daniels
is your husband?
444
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:50,030
Aren't small towns
just the best?
445
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,337
We'll text.
446
00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:55,035
- Are they always like that?
- Always.
447
00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:56,384
Ready to go?
- Yeah.
448
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,125
We got to stop one more place.
449
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,134
Judy, you look lovely as ever.
450
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,222
Are those new earrings
or you just
451
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,745
look prettier after lunch?
452
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:12,313
I don't know how
to answer that.
453
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,662
Well, I need the regimen.
454
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,273
Anyway, can I take a look
455
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,970
at those Hinkley Hills Heralds
we were talking about
456
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:19,277
the other day from March 2005?
- No, I'm sorry,
457
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,801
they're still not back.
458
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:24,760
I can tell you,
they are officially...
459
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,240
overdue.
- Overdue?
460
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:27,589
That sounds like a disrespect
461
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,199
to the whole library system.
462
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,593
Who would have done that?
- I've already said too much...
463
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,639
Confidentiality code.
464
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,685
Okay. Hardcore like HIPAA.
I see you.
465
00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:38,819
I guess I'll just have
to come back.
466
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:53,267
Oh, no, I married fedora guy.
467
00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:55,530
- Recovering fedora guy.
- Uh-hmm.
468
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,315
Will you still love me
if I relapse?
469
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,840
I sure won't.
Hey, just kidding.
470
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,885
Babe, are you sure
you don't want me to take Miles
471
00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:05,019
with me to wine night?
It's very baby-friendly.
472
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,454
I've got Miles on the monitor.
473
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:08,587
I'm a man who can multitask.
474
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:09,849
You're so cute.
475
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,113
Oh, my God.
476
00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:14,593
You guys need to get a room.
477
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:17,291
I'm this close
to confiscating his key.
478
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,598
I'm here to help clear.
479
00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:21,513
Yeah. Okay.
Well, you guys have fun,
480
00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:24,254
but don't get too lit
and forget we had a baby.
481
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,476
Check this out.
482
00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:32,655
I made us a nostalgia playlist.
483
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:35,136
♪ ...still a hater ♪
♪ Elevator to the top ♪
484
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,138
♪ Hah, see you later ♪
485
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,139
♪ I'm gone, penthouse suite, ♪
♪ Penthouse freaks ♪
486
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:41,097
♪ In-house beach ♪
♪ French comtesse, ♪
487
00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:42,882
♪ 10 thou' piece... ♪
- Dude,
488
00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:45,232
I love being able
to just pop over like this.
489
00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:46,799
I still cannot believe
490
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,932
that you and Megan bought
the house next to my parents.
491
00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:52,326
It's quite "Baby Reindeer."
- I told you,
492
00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:53,849
it's because Megan fell in love
493
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:56,286
with the open floor plan
and natural light,
494
00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:59,159
and not because I worship
the altar of Don Fisher,
495
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,204
which I absolutely do.
496
00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:04,817
Doesn't it feel good
to Marie Kondo everything, man?
497
00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:07,036
I'm really leaning
into the whole minimalist look.
498
00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:09,387
Because Megan took everything?
499
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,605
Yeah.
500
00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:12,738
But now, I can moonwalk
501
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:16,568
from any point in my house
to another point in my house
502
00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:18,352
without hitting anything,
503
00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:22,443
so that's, uh, a silver lining.
504
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,358
Can you believe this?
505
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,317
It's insane. How did I get here?
506
00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:29,276
Physically or spiritually?
507
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,452
I'm turning
my childhood bedroom
508
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,933
into a nursery for my son.
509
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:35,282
I have a son.
510
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:36,501
I always thought
511
00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:38,808
that I'd beat you
to having kids but...
512
00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:41,419
I never fucking beat you
at anything.
513
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,334
Hey, you beat me
to getting married...
514
00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,424
Hmm.
- ...and then divorced.
515
00:23:48,165 --> 00:23:50,603
And having a mustache.
516
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,083
Look at that guy.
517
00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:57,391
- Oh, so wispy.
- So wispy.
518
00:23:57,392 --> 00:23:59,524
I feel like
my upper lip is pixelated.
519
00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:02,004
Puberty was not kind.
520
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,702
You didn't tell me
to shave that?
521
00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:06,748
I think you would have needed
to shave a strong sneeze
522
00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:09,535
and that thing would've gone.
523
00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:19,240
Alison is not in here.
524
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:22,765
Are you surprised?
525
00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,246
No, I...
526
00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:28,423
I just...
527
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,991
What?
528
00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:34,734
Everyone wanted to pretend
like she was never even there.
529
00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:41,044
She probably just
didn't show up for picture day.
530
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,573
- Okay. Walk with me on this one.
- The Hokas are on.
531
00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:50,662
Gary Wilson,
retired doctor, bought
532
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:52,402
what is effectively
a rotting house
533
00:24:52,403 --> 00:24:54,404
filled with ghost and secrets.
534
00:24:54,405 --> 00:24:56,102
According to insiders,
there's a rumor
535
00:24:56,103 --> 00:24:58,147
that Alison Grants' parents
killed her
536
00:24:58,148 --> 00:24:59,801
and buried her in the basement.
537
00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:01,368
And then when I confronted Gary,
538
00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:03,588
he said that his house
had "good bones."
539
00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:06,242
Who says that?
- Real estate agents,
540
00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:08,593
architectural preservationist.
541
00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:10,508
Dogs, if they could speak.
542
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,553
Not the way he said it.
543
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:14,686
- How did he say it?
- Smirkingly.
544
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:17,645
Exhibit B.
- What was Exhibit A again?
545
00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:19,429
Oh, it's the thing
about the bones.
546
00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:22,998
Exhibit B, Rob and I saw Gary
at the hardware store buying
547
00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:24,870
what could
conceivably be described
548
00:25:24,871 --> 00:25:26,698
as a cart full of murder.
549
00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:30,005
Axes, lighter fluid,
and vinyl gloves,
550
00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:32,138
which is shady as fuck.
551
00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:34,706
Exhibit C,
I had a paralegal at my firm
552
00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:37,056
pull the records
on the house and apparently,
553
00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,666
it was sold to a trust.
554
00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:42,017
Yeah, that's right. That means
that whoever this guy is,
555
00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:44,193
he's trying to hide
his identity.
556
00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:46,326
Gary Wilson might not even be
his real name,
557
00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:50,112
which leads me to two
equally ineffable conclusions.
558
00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:52,724
If Gary bought this house
because he's a murder enthusiast
559
00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:55,422
obsessed with the promise
of a dead girl's bones
560
00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:57,076
or...
561
00:25:57,077 --> 00:25:59,818
he murdered Alison Grant
20 years ago
562
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:02,385
and had to come back
to Hinkley Hills to bask
563
00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:04,344
in the sick glory
564
00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:06,433
of having gotten away with it.
565
00:26:06,434 --> 00:26:09,567
Yes. And he could strike again.
566
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,395
Well, ma'am, thank you, ma'am.
567
00:26:12,396 --> 00:26:14,963
I rest my case.
Holy shit.
568
00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:17,400
Yeah, I don't think
that makes sense.
569
00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:20,142
I agree that Gary
is a certified asshole
570
00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:22,449
but, uh, I mean, a murderer?
571
00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:24,582
It's...
- I mean, you know me.
572
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,889
I will fully climb on
to that conspiracy train.
573
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:31,980
I mean, strap myself in,
give me some snacks.
574
00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:33,852
- Thank you, Dana.
- I got you, girl.
575
00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:35,027
I trust my gut,
576
00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:38,247
and my gut is screaming.
577
00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:41,599
Now that you mention it,
I did see him in the woods
578
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:46,778
at night and it was a bit odd.
579
00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:49,520
- If Todd says it's odd...
- Say more.
580
00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:54,916
- How are there more fedoras?
- I completely forgot
581
00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:56,614
how horrible magazines were
582
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,224
about women's weights
back in the day.
583
00:26:58,225 --> 00:26:59,312
Check this out.
584
00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:01,227
"How to get a summer bikini body
585
00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:03,185
in 14 days."
586
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:05,710
14 days?
587
00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:08,103
No wonder they all went psycho.
588
00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:09,497
Anything fun in there?
589
00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:15,110
Um, just junk, old CDs.
590
00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:17,591
Old CDs? Yo.
591
00:27:17,592 --> 00:27:19,332
You think you got
some of my old mixes?
592
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:20,942
I would love to crawl
under the soul
593
00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:23,292
of early
- Naveen.
594
00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:24,380
What's in there?
595
00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:25,860
- Nothing.
- You're shrugging.
596
00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:27,514
I know you're being shady
when you're shrugging.
597
00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:28,951
No, dude.
598
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,226
It's her phone.
599
00:27:47,491 --> 00:27:49,972
Why the fuck
do you still have her phone?
600
00:27:51,408 --> 00:27:54,107
I didn't know
what else to do with it.
601
00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,981
You gotta get rid of it.
602
00:28:00,896 --> 00:28:03,463
Get rid of it.
- Okay. I will.
603
00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:14,822
Couldn't really tell
what he was doing.
604
00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:18,305
I had to give him space
because I was nude.
605
00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:23,135
- In the woods? Go on.
- I was moon bathing.
606
00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:25,441
Oh, I love you, Todd.
You're such a fucking freak
607
00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:27,574
and I don't want you
to ever change.
608
00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,228
Say more about Gary.
609
00:28:29,229 --> 00:28:31,491
Uh, he was digging a hole.
610
00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:33,580
- How big?
- Hard to say.
611
00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:37,540
I mean, not big but not small.
612
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:39,020
Person-sized?
613
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,718
Yeah. Could be.
614
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,025
Does anyone smell that?
615
00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,071
Is that smoke?
616
00:28:46,072 --> 00:28:47,899
I don't smell anything.
617
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:50,162
Am I having a stroke?
618
00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,903
Other way around.
619
00:28:51,904 --> 00:28:53,208
- Oh, that's a whole ass--
- Fire!
620
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:57,910
There's fire.
621
00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:05,743
Yes, we have a fire
in the woods, Ashfield Place.
622
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:09,268
It's over by Ashfield Street
near Ashfield Crossing.
623
00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:10,486
When can you get here?
624
00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:11,749
dispatcher:
I don't know, ma'am.
625
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:12,793
What do you mean
you don't know?
626
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:14,882
Come on, we need urgency, man.
627
00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:16,492
Jesus.
628
00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:19,408
Lynn, get some flashlights.
- On it.
629
00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:21,323
Okay.
We're gonna have to go in.
630
00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:22,629
Wait, wait, shouldn't we wait
for the fire trucks,
631
00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:24,065
let the professionals
handle this?
632
00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:25,850
We're gonna watch
our houses burn down.
633
00:29:25,851 --> 00:29:28,374
So you're suggesting for us
to go towards the danger?
634
00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:30,332
Yeah, it's the only way
and I'm trained
635
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:33,727
in this situation,
so follow my lead. Let's go.
636
00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:34,989
Here you go.
637
00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:39,907
What's she doing?
638
00:29:39,908 --> 00:29:41,126
- I don't know.
- Is she okay?
639
00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:42,736
No, she's drunk.
640
00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:58,883
It's further than I thought.
641
00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:01,800
And what's the plan exactly?
642
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,192
What's wrong?
643
00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:07,935
Uh, yeah.
Damn trick knees.
644
00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:09,023
It just went out.
645
00:30:09,024 --> 00:30:10,851
- Trick knee? Since when?
- Yeah.
646
00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:13,114
Go ahead in front of me.
647
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:14,855
And I'll flank the rear.
648
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,597
Go ahead.
You'll what the rear?
649
00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:19,729
She's gonna flank it.
Oh.
650
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,132
What the hell?
You okay?
651
00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:32,613
Yeah, I'm good.
652
00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:42,143
Is that Gary?
653
00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:43,579
Mr. Party Pants.
654
00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:45,843
What are you doing?
I'm simply enjoying
655
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,541
a bonfire on my property,
which you can't seem
656
00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:51,675
to stay off of, can you?
657
00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:56,462
A fire like this,
658
00:30:56,463 --> 00:30:59,204
it's a little reckless.
- Hmm.
659
00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:01,684
Much like
the mother of a newborn
660
00:31:01,685 --> 00:31:03,383
traipsing around the woods
at night.
661
00:31:04,601 --> 00:31:05,906
How dare you.
662
00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:07,560
You think you know
663
00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:09,431
what it's like
to be a new mother?
664
00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:11,085
Mr. Wilson,
665
00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:14,828
an open flame in this tinder box
with a wind forecast
666
00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:16,351
for tonight, are you mad?
667
00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:18,310
This is a clear violation
668
00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:21,052
of handbook code 281.
- That's right.
669
00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:24,011
Right there on paragraph five.
Oh, yes,
670
00:31:24,012 --> 00:31:26,579
which goes on to state
in paragraph six
671
00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:29,103
that a fire pit
is permitted as long as it sits
672
00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:30,626
at least 10 feet away
673
00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:33,238
from a neighboring
property line.
674
00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:34,501
He's right.
675
00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:42,551
Please let me know
when you expect
676
00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:44,597
to begin your renovations.
677
00:31:44,598 --> 00:31:47,339
With historical properties
like Hinckley House,
678
00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:50,690
you need to submit your plans
to the HOA Landmark Committee
679
00:31:50,691 --> 00:31:52,561
for approval.
- I'll have everything in order.
680
00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:54,955
I'll give a heads up
to the local inspector.
681
00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:56,915
He's a family friend.
682
00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:02,658
Paragraph five.
683
00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:05,445
Bev told me you were a lawyer.
684
00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:13,714
Goodnight, neighbors.
685
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:21,112
I do hope I won't have
to make any more calls.
686
00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:32,514
Enjoying my bonfire, my ass.
687
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,952
First I'm trespassing,
now I'm traipsing.
688
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,302
Hey. How was wine night?
689
00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:39,652
Great. Uneventful.
Where's Miles?
690
00:32:39,653 --> 00:32:41,480
Uh, I just put him down.
691
00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:45,527
Why do you smell of smoke?
- Oh, uh, Gary built a fire pit.
692
00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:47,486
Gary was hanging out
on wine night?
693
00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:49,618
- No, he was in the woods.
- What happened?
694
00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:51,925
- There was a little quibble.
- How little of a quibble?
695
00:32:51,926 --> 00:32:54,362
You know, words were said,
things got a little heated.
696
00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:56,060
- Babe.
- It's not like
697
00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:58,149
we're gonna be best friends.
- No shit.
698
00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:00,151
Don't you think we should know
what he's up to?
699
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:01,674
Well, isn't it obvious?
700
00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:03,937
I mean, that's why he was buying
an axe and lighter fluid
701
00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:05,199
in the hardware store
because he was building
702
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,548
a fire pit,
703
00:33:06,549 --> 00:33:08,637
while also being an asshole.
704
00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:10,813
Being into home improvements
and assholery
705
00:33:10,814 --> 00:33:12,206
aren't exactly
mutually exclusive,
706
00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:14,252
are they?
- True.
707
00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:16,558
Please, can we move on
from the whole Gary thing
708
00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:20,432
and just try
to focus on our family?
709
00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:21,824
Speaking of which,
710
00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:23,784
I've got something exciting
to show you.
711
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,487
Okay. Shut your eyes.
712
00:33:32,488 --> 00:33:34,272
I may be giving this
too much of a buildup.
713
00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:35,751
Please make sure
I don't hit a wall.
714
00:33:35,752 --> 00:33:37,623
Careful, careful. Right.
715
00:33:37,624 --> 00:33:40,495
Now, it's not exactly
a "Queer Eye" reveal
716
00:33:40,496 --> 00:33:44,238
but it's something ready
for a new generation of Fishers.
717
00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:45,805
Okay.
718
00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:47,634
You've put a dent in the place.
719
00:33:51,377 --> 00:33:53,205
Miles Davis.
720
00:33:53,944 --> 00:33:55,684
There was no way
I was painting this whole room
721
00:33:55,685 --> 00:33:57,339
without getting
your approval first.
722
00:33:58,340 --> 00:34:00,298
It's perfect.
723
00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:03,475
I'm not gonna lie,
it kind of matches your eyes.
724
00:34:03,476 --> 00:34:05,912
I also changed all
of the locks to keep out Naveen.
725
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,656
- I'll get it.
- No.
726
00:34:10,657 --> 00:34:11,961
You've done enough
for the night.
727
00:34:11,962 --> 00:34:13,137
I'll go, uh, take him
for a walk.
728
00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,747
You sure?
Yes.
729
00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:18,665
Honey, Miles is gonna be
so happy growing up here.
730
00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:21,362
I love you.
- I love you.
731
00:34:23,148 --> 00:34:25,062
Good job.
732
00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:39,206
We're just gonna say
a quick goodnight.
733
00:35:02,752 --> 00:35:04,579
Samira.
734
00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:06,190
What are you doing here?
735
00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:07,756
I just wanted to say thank you
736
00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:10,194
for being there for me
the past few days.
737
00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:12,892
Oh, well, I'm happy to be
738
00:35:12,893 --> 00:35:15,112
and I'm happy you're here.
739
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,026
For you.
740
00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:18,941
In case you ever need it.
741
00:35:18,942 --> 00:35:22,293
Oh, well, I'm honored
742
00:35:22,294 --> 00:35:26,732
and humbled
by this symbol of your trust.
743
00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:29,038
And know
that if you ever need someone,
744
00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:31,998
I mean, Rob and I are glad
to keep a key safe for you too.
745
00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:34,915
Oh, what a nice thought.
746
00:35:37,613 --> 00:35:39,485
Goodnight, Samira.
747
00:35:40,877 --> 00:35:42,314
Goodnight.
748
00:35:55,544 --> 00:36:00,114
♪ Something bad ♪
♪ Is about to happen to me ♪
749
00:36:00,288 --> 00:36:06,294
♪ I just hope ♪
♪ She don't wanna leave me ♪
750
00:36:06,512 --> 00:36:09,079
♪ Don't you give me up ♪
751
00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:13,171
♪ Please don't give up on me ♪
752
00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:18,306
♪ I belong with you ♪
♪ And only you, baby ♪
753
00:36:18,524 --> 00:36:21,135
♪ Only you, my girl, ♪
♪ Only you, babe ♪
754
00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:23,833
♪ Only you, darling, ♪
♪ Only you, babe ♪
755
00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:26,706
♪ Only you, my girl, ♪
♪ Only you, babe ♪
756
00:36:26,923 --> 00:36:29,143
♪ Only you, darling, ♪
♪ Only you ♪
757
00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:33,060
♪ Something bad ♪
♪ Is about to happen to me ♪
758
00:36:34,844 --> 00:36:38,892
♪ Why I feel this way, ♪
♪ I don't know, maybe ♪
759
00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:44,158
♪ I think of her so much ♪
♪ It drives me crazy ♪
760
00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:51,295
♪ I just don't want her ♪
♪ To leave me ♪
761
00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:54,603
I think you'd like
our new neighbor, Marty.
762
00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:57,563
♪ Please don't give up ♪
♪ On me ♪
763
00:36:57,911 --> 00:36:59,085
♪ I belong... ♪
764
00:36:59,086 --> 00:37:00,696
Goodnight, my love.
765
00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:03,177
♪ Only you, baby ♪
766
00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:05,788
♪ Only you, my girl, ♪
♪ Only you, babe ♪
767
00:37:06,006 --> 00:37:08,530
♪ Only you, darling, ♪
♪ Only you, babe ♪
768
00:37:08,748 --> 00:37:11,316
♪ Only you, my girl, ♪
♪ Only you, babe ♪
769
00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:14,100
♪ Only you, darling, ♪
♪ Only you ♪
770
00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:38,691
♪ What if she's fine? ♪
771
00:37:38,908 --> 00:37:41,127
♪ It's my mind that's wrong ♪
772
00:37:41,128 --> 00:37:42,302
automated voice:
The voice mailbox
773
00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:44,043
you are trying to reach
is full.
774
00:37:44,044 --> 00:37:46,002
Please try
your call again later.
775
00:37:47,177 --> 00:37:49,789
♪ What if she's fine? ♪
776
00:37:50,006 --> 00:37:52,444
♪ It's my mind that's wrong ♪
777
00:37:52,661 --> 00:37:55,447
♪ And I just let ♪
♪ Bad thoughts ♪
778
00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:57,971
♪ Linger for far too long ♪
779
00:37:58,188 --> 00:38:00,756
♪ Don't you give me up ♪
780
00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:05,021
♪ Please don't give up on me ♪
781
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,763
♪ I belong with you ♪
782
00:38:07,981 --> 00:38:10,026
♪ Only you, baby ♪
783
00:38:10,244 --> 00:38:12,812
♪ Only you, my girl, ♪
♪ Only you, babe ♪
784
00:38:13,029 --> 00:38:15,510
♪ Only you, darling, ♪
♪ Only you, babe ♪
785
00:38:15,728 --> 00:38:18,383
♪ Only you, my girl, ♪
♪ Only you, babe ♪
786
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,210
♪ Only you, darling, ♪
♪ Only you ♪
787
00:39:02,296 --> 00:39:04,950
Way to put ash in Ashfield.
788
00:39:31,151 --> 00:39:32,370
That motherfu...